Quellcode-Poesie
04.05.07, 16:40:32
Goldloeckchen
Dichterei im HTML:
Liebe =
<html>
<head>
<title>FatalError</title>
</head>
<body style="border: ?px unsolid fade; margin: unkown; padding: unknown;">
<!-- DIV 1.insert problems. 2. unexcist instruction for relationships-->
<div> <img src="youre_faile.png" style="height: 100%; width: 100%;"><br(uch)>
</div>
<div
style="position: out of order; width: no idea; height: no idea; top: ?; left: somewhere;">
<h1
style="font-size: size wich does not exist; font-weight: regular pain;"><span
style="font-family: My home?;">Help me out</span>:</h1>
<div> <a href="find_keep_a_partner.html"><img alt="acess has denied"
src="for_desperation_and_confusion.png" style:hight="lowerd expectation" width:00="hmmm"
style="border: 0px unsolid ; height: ? px; width: unknown px;"></a>
</div>
</div>
</body>
</html>
<Flosskel>Take a new one</Flosskel>
SQL:
SELECT partner FROM me where="location" hell
04.05.07, 16:42:29
55555
Originell. :)
04.05.07, 21:54:11
DrChaoZ
<!-- Dreamw0man -->
<html>
<head>bright</head>
<body class="none">
<div class="naked beautiful">
<p>Take me !</p>
</div>
</body>
</html>
04.05.07, 23:35:01
Goldloeckchen
Nette Idee. Einen Partner programmieren. Aber hier noch eins:
<?php
$action = "kill"; // employment agency_form
if ("kill" == $action) {
delayed_action_bomb ();
echo "assassination on employment agancy was succesfull";
}
if ("baste" == $action) {
uphold_a_baseballbat();
echo "advisor has been smashed up";
}
if ("assail" == $action) {
hold_advisor_at_gunpoint();
echo "murder with intent to rob was succesfull";
}
04.05.07, 23:49:12
DrChaoZ
my $success = 0;
while ($this->single()) {
my @candidates = $this->watchout($mankind->list($where => "gender = 'female'));
foreach my $possible (@candidates) {
if ($this->test_intelligence($possible)) {
if ($this->test_body_size($possible)) {
if ($this->test_body_weight($possible)) {
if ($this->test_creativeness($possible)) {
if ($this->test_coolnessfactor($possible)) {
$this->mate($possible);
sleep($possible->mating_time() * 3600);
$success ++;
}
}
}
}
}
}
}
die ("$success matching mates have been used.");
05.05.07, 19:42:47
fklama
geändert von: fklama - 05.05.07, 23:55:00
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#!/bin/bash
# This Script assumes /etc/init.d/RulesOfPhysics has been
# started
# Sort by current preference
sort +2,1 < /Eckschrank/Fach2/Teekiste | head -n 1 > /Desktop/TeeTuete
mv /Desktop/Wasserkocher/Wasser > /dev/null
fillContainer.pl --from /dev/Wasserhahn --to /dev/BritaFilter/STDIN
dd bs=100ml count=10 if=/dev/BritaFilter/STDOUT of=/Desktop/Wasserkocher/Wasser
/Desktop/Wasserkocher/bin/kochen
dd br=100ml count=5 if=/dev/BritaFilter/STDOUT of=/Desktop/Wasserkocher/Wasser
mv /Desktop/TeeKanne/Deckel /Desktop
AMOUNT=`getAmount.pl /Desktop/TeeTuete/label`
open /Desktop/TeeTuete
dd bs=1g count=$AMOUNT if=/Desktop/TeeTuete/TeeBlaetter of=/Desktop/TeeKanne/Sieb/TeeBlaetter
close /Desktop/TeeTuete
mv /Desktop/Wasserkocher/Wasser /Desktop/TeeKanne
mv /Desktop/Deckel /Desktop/TeeKanne
sleep 120s
mv /Desktop/TeeKanne/Deckel /Desktop
mv /Desktop/TeeKanne/Sieb /Desktop/Schaelchen
mv /Desktop/Deckel /Desktop/TeeKanne
while [ -e /Desktop/TeeKanne/Tee ]
do
fillContainer.pl --from /Desktop/TeeKanne/Tee --to /Desktop/Tasse
dd bs=1 if=/Desktop/Tasse/Tee of=/dev/STDIN
done
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06.05.07, 12:52:16
Goldloeckchen
Fklama, und jetzt erzähle uns doch mal wie du ein siebengänge Menü für zwölf Gäste zubreitest. ;)
(selbsterfundene Quellcode-Programmosiesprache. Daher keine Garantie für die Richtigkeit dieser Anwendung da Zeichen und Befehle teils frei erfunden, sich aus Teilen anderer P.Sprachen zusammensetzen. Und lediglich der Poesie dienlich sein sollen)
MyUQL ( my uninstructed query life) oder auch
PCL (pitchen computer language) genannt:
<p>create data alignment: central point of ife; </P>
(if-> (+) or (multiply)+ (chaotic) insert <img src="http://search-for-putzfrau.png" style="putzfrau-position: absolute; putzfrau-size: not too big; putzfrau-color: it makes no diffrence to me; putzfrau-repeat: endless;>
(if define-> (+)putzfrau-attribute: max*(efficent)*than-> insert in my <file//element/fixture/: 1000%;" />
)
partition by list(my home)(if->BIO(S)-friendly==
( partition putzfrau Vista values in (my home)
, partition putzfrau NT 4.0 values in (my home)
, partition putzfrau Ubuntu values in (my home)
)
<beginning of the end>;access has denied: :(( --this order is not available, never try this again or you put a risk on detonation:</the end>
murder, death, kill
murder, death, kill
murder, death, kill
murder, death, kill
12.05.07, 00:41:45
christian_k
IF name != "Beckstein" THEN
SELECT * from GAMES ;
ELSE
SELECT * from GAMES where type <>'KILLERSPIEL';
ENDIF
16.05.07, 00:24:15
Goldloeckchen
<b>How do I clear my marriage?</b><br>
Select the question mark husband to clear him<br>
<img src="images/icon-hit-the-road.gif"><br>
<br>
<b>How do I save a marriage?</b><br>
Select one of the image buttons below your husband<br>
<img src="images/icon-cook-and-clean-png.gif"><img src="images/icon-cook-and-clean-gif.gif"><img src="images/icon-cook-and-clean-jpg.gif"><br>
<br>
<b>How do I animate my husband?</b><br>
Select the 'js' image button below your husband<br>
<img src="images/icon-bedroom-js.gif">
16.05.07, 19:07:21
DrChaoZ
1 REM Tribut an Douglas Adams:
2 REM ------------------------
10 CLS
20 PRINT "HELLO WORLD !"
30 GOTO 20
40 I = I + 1
50 A = INT(RND(I))
60 IF A<>42 THEN GOTO 40
70 PRINT "THE ANSWER TO THE LAST OF ALL QUESTIONS:"
80 PRINT A
90 GOTO 10
100 END
30.05.07, 19:16:35
fklama
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Ich habe gestern Scheme (ein Lisp-Dialekt) gelernt und bin begeistert... ...gleich wird bei uns gegrillt, da habe ich passend zum Thema mal was geschrieben... ;)